Clinic Debut
Actually, my supervisor is quite kind and gentle, but same as Lena, she likes to ask questions, making me felt like an idiot as I knew almost NOTHING! I was so impossible to have forgotten when and why we use warble tones, provided that I DID study hearing science the day before, stating clearly that warble tones can be used in sound field to avoid the creation of standing waves!!!! ARGH~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!
And then she asked me what's gain and output, and I uttered nonsense like "gain is the amount added to the signal and output is how much you get". Like that makes any sense.....=.=" Plus, the answer should be "input + gain = output". SHIT!
Other than that, things went smooth, and I saw five clients today. 3 of them were adults and the other 2 were children. 1 of them was only 7-month-old, but having severe loss bilaterally. Poor little fellow. Another kid was Mr. Super Kam's wife's nephew. Looked naughty, and I need to stay in the booth to play with him and condition him in play audiometry!! The only contribution during the day!! The elderly people were funnier than the kids, though. Kept saying that the hearing aid was giving out feedback, even when the output was lower than his threshold...
Highlight of the day1 : Bumped into a "star detector" in Tsim Sha Tsui during lunch. He asked me to leave him my contact so that he can arrange a government commercial for me. Wooo...Do I look that stupid?! How come so many of them get into my way?!
Highlight of the day 2 : I DO need to wear a white gown at work. I'm Gandolf the White!!
Highlight of the day 3 : Profound headache. Started after lunch and is still aching at this moment. Took 2 cortal painkillers already. Will die for the night soon after this. XD
考試哦~
我尋日心情唔好
因為我思考緊一個學術問題
話說我地八個都要同BSc d人一齊讀anatomy & phisiology,係成個人整體咁讀ge,但係我地淨係需要上當中ge六堂,每堂三個鐘
d教授廢不特止,完全冇教育精神架bor!仲夠膽死同你講:你地都想快d完快d返屋企架啦,咁我地就快d講晒佢啦!
喂~係~我係想快d完快d返屋企,但係都要建築o向「我明左果堆野」ge基礎上面架!
仲要果堂講circulation,唔係講個心同個肺咁簡單wor,仲要講埋個腦ge邊忽係由邊條血管叫乜乜乜名(廿個字母以上果d呢~)供應血液,佢唸急口令咁chur晒幾廿頁notes,離晒譜,上完堂好似上左浸風咁,不如佢派份notes俾我地然後叫我地返屋企啦,駛乜講jek~!
我唔覺得咁樣係learning lor!
但係今日要考試lor!!
你話係咪嬲~!
my first 999
So today I was having a break together with my fellow classmates just before lunch, talking about where the olivocochlear bundle was located in the brain (don't bother if you don't know what the heck it is).
Suddenly, there came a faint, distant male voice speaking, seemed to be yelling in fact...(you know my heairng got really sensitive now, especially the localization part)
I looked suspiciously at one of my classmate because there had been once when her MP3 was somehow switched on in the middle of a lesson and I heard someone singing to me. Turned out she didn't hear the freaky male voice, but she checked anyway. Both her MP3 and cell were off. Hmm...
Us, the whole bunch of audiologist-to-be and idiots, started shouting things like "Wa~~~ho gang wor~~how come we heard voices ga?!"
Somebody then suggested that I should also check my cell, and it was ON indeed!! And the man shouted: "Wei? Wei? WEI????? 999!!!!! Do you have something to report? Wei wei wei wei WEI?????"
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! I dialled 999 with my butt!!!!!!! How come?!
Since I was totally freaked out, I cut the guy's line.
5 seconds later, some 34xx-xxxx called. I answered, and it was the OFFICER!!!! He asked me whether I wished to report a crime or something. I apologized as sincerely as I could and explained and everything, and he said, 'Oh, coz I heard someone say "ho gang ar" and I was kinda worried.'
Such a responsible officer should be awarded a medal or something.
And I am still worrying if there is any consequence of abusing 999...
唔經唔覺又聖誕
行過prof.的房門口,發現門外貼住ge已經由audiology poster變左以下呢隻歌:
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
隻豬(Miss Piggy to be respectful to the famous Muppets~) 好乞人憎~~~haha~~how lovely~
Promenade (in IFC)
經過勞累ge一日,放左學同同學佬經IFC番屋企,佢去愉景灣,我坐東涌線
由於要買野ge關係,我就慢步左去要去ge舖頭;買完野,望住atrium果度ge聖誕摩天輪,好靚wor~
係呀~聖誕就到喇!=)
External Clinical Practicum
So, ext. clinic is starting mid-Nov (i.e. NOW)
One day after receiving the arrangement email, I gathered up all my courage and called this new supervisor of mine in a private clinic called "PhonXX" (to keep thing mysterious XD).
And the conversation went like this:
"RRRRR...喂, PhonXX"
"喂,唔該搵____丫~"
"佢放大假wor"
"
咁佢放到幾時呀?"
"放到下星期三"
"....唔...咁好啦,我到時再搵佢啦,唔該晒"
Gosh...what a bad start...
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These days we've been playing with the name of this writer called Soli, like from the moment we saw the name, we started to do like "Soli, my name is Soli!" "Oh, I'm really Soli!"
See how moliu these audiologists-to-be are.
天氣與我
天氣涼了、乾了
我停止開冷氣了
我穿長袖衣服了
我的噴涕打多了
我的鼻子敏感了
我更難起床了
我更想走堂了 <--特別係「廢拉」果堂counseling
surwai teckniky!(廢拉版的survey technique)







