我尋日心情唔好

因為我思考緊一個學術問題

話說我地八個都要同ＢＳｃ　ｄ人一齊讀ａｎａｔｏｍｙ　＆　ｐｈｉｓｉｏｌｏｇｙ，係成個人整體咁讀ｇｅ，但係我地淨係需要上當中ｇｅ六堂，每堂三個鐘

ｄ教授廢不特止，完全冇教育精神架ｂｏｒ！仲夠膽死同你講：你地都想快ｄ完快ｄ返屋企架啦，咁我地就快ｄ講晒佢啦！

喂～係～我係想快ｄ完快ｄ返屋企，但係都要建築ｏ向「我明左果堆野」ｇｅ基礎上面架！

仲要果堂講ｃｉｒｃｕｌａｔｉｏｎ，唔係講個心同個肺咁簡單ｗｏｒ，仲要講埋個腦ｇｅ邊忽係由邊條血管叫乜乜乜名（廿個字母以上果ｄ呢～）供應血液，佢唸急口令咁ｃｈｕｒ晒幾廿頁ｎｏｔｅｓ，離晒譜，上完堂好似上左浸風咁，不如佢派份ｎｏｔｅｓ俾我地然後叫我地返屋企啦，駛乜講ｊｅｋ～！

我唔覺得咁樣係ｌｅａｒｎｉｎｇ　ｌｏｒ！

但係今日要考試ｌｏｒ！！

你話係咪嬲～！

So today I was having a break together with my fellow classmates just before lunch, talking about where the olivocochlear bundle was located in the brain (don't bother if you don't know what the heck it is).

Suddenly, there came a faint, distant male voice speaking, seemed to be yelling in fact...(you know my heairng got really sensitive now, especially the localization part)

I looked suspiciously at one of my classmate because there had been once when her MP3 was somehow switched on in the middle of a lesson and I heard someone singing to me. Turned out she didn't hear the freaky male voice, but she checked anyway. Both her MP3 and cell were off. Hmm...

Us, the whole bunch of audiologist-to-be and idiots, started shouting things like "Wa~~~ho gang wor~~how come we heard voices ga?!"

Somebody then suggested that I should also check my cell, and it was ON indeed!! And the man shouted: "Wei? Wei? WEI????? 999!!!!! Do you have something to report? Wei wei wei wei WEI?????" 

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! I dialled 999 with my butt!!!!!!! How come?!

Since I was totally freaked out, I cut the guy's line.

5 seconds later, some 34xx-xxxx called. I answered, and it was the OFFICER!!!! He asked me whether I wished to report a crime or something. I apologized as sincerely as I could and explained and everything, and he said, 'Oh, coz I heard someone say "ho gang ar" and I was kinda worried.'

Such a responsible officer should be awarded a medal or something.

And I am still worrying if there is any consequence of abusing 999...

嘔左好多野出黎呀

而家個肚仲有d唔舒服

無啦啦嘔...=.=

行過ｐｒｏｆ．的房門口，發現門外貼住ｇｅ已經由ａｕｄｉｏｌｏｇｙ　ｐｏｓｔｅｒ變左以下呢隻歌：

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

隻豬(Miss Piggy to be respectful to the famous Muppets~) 好乞人憎～～～ｈａｈａ～～ｈｏｗ　ｌｏｖｅｌｙ～

經過勞累ｇｅ一日，放左學同同學佬經ＩＦＣ番屋企，佢去愉景灣，我坐東涌線

由於要買野ｇｅ關係，我就慢步左去要去ｇｅ舖頭；買完野，望住ａｔｒｉｕｍ果度ｇｅ聖誕摩天輪，好靚ｗｏｒ～

係呀～聖誕就到喇！＝）

So, ext. clinic is starting mid-Nov (i.e. NOW)

One day after receiving the arrangement email, I gathered up all my courage and called this new supervisor of mine in a private clinic called "PhonXX" (to keep thing mysterious XD).

And the conversation went like this:

"RRRRR...喂, PhonXX"

"喂，唔該搵＿＿＿＿丫～"

"佢放大假ｗｏｒ"

" 咁佢放到幾時呀？"

"放到下星期三"

"．．．．唔．．．咁好啦，我到時再搵佢啦，唔該晒"

Gosh...what a bad start...

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These days we've been playing with the name of this writer called Soli, like from the moment we saw the name, we started to do like "Soli, my name is Soli!" "Oh, I'm really Soli!"

See how moliu these audiologists-to-be are.

天氣涼了、乾了

我停止開冷氣了

我穿長袖衣服了

我的噴涕打多了

我的鼻子敏感了

我更難起床了

我更想走堂了　＜－－特別係「廢拉」果堂ｃｏｕｎｓｅｌｉｎｇ

ｓｕｒｗａｉ　ｔｅｃｋｎｉｋｙ！（廢拉版的ｓｕｒｖｅｙ　ｔｅｃｈｎｉｑｕｅ）

Oh god.

I enjoy studying, yet I forgot the pain brought by the tests, which are in turn brought by studying.

And I forgot HEARING is related to SOUND, which is indeed related to PHYSICS, which tells you that intensity doesn't equal loudness and pitch doesn't equal frequency, and not only can you measure sound level by dB, but also dB SPL, dB HL, dB SL, dB A, dB B, dB C, dB D...

Shit.